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The first Toshimitsu Holiday Quiz!
[First Toshimitsu Holiday Quiz]
- Toshimitsu Holiday Quiz. - Holiday...
- Let's start with the first quiz. - Isn't it too fast?
We've never been this far, and we've never done such a light quiz.
- It's a holiday, right? - Holiday...
- Well, we say "holiday" in a broad sense. - Holiday...
I'm not interested in it. I don't know it because it's too obvious.
Even if you didn't know it, you'd still be surprised.
Well, that may be the case.
But we'll have you do the quiz today!
- We won't bend over. - We'll have you answer it.
- If someone says "I want to do it!", we'll do it. - Yeah.
- Is there a rule that you have to answer it? - There's no rule or anything like that.
- It's a quiz! - I don't know it.
- You can't write it down and answer it. - Okay.
- Can we start now? - Let's try it.
- Can we? - Yes, we can.
[First Toshimitsu Holiday Quiz]
Question one! Where did I, Toshimitsu, spend my weekend night?
- Huh? - Did you go on a trip or something like that?
- No, we went on a trip last Friday. - We filmed it together.
- Oh, you didn't go home that night? - No.
- Wake up! - Wow, what did we do?
- I should have watched "Trendy". - There's no hint anymore.
- Yeah. - It's amazing that such a loose quiz
- has become popular on the channel. - Yeah.
- Recently, loose videos have become popular in the world. - Yeah.
- It's like a fan-signing quiz. - I got it!
- Yes! - Let's start with you, Shimai-san!
- I think it's this one because it's Toshimitsu. - Camping in Tochigi!
- Oh! - Tochigi, right?
- I wanted to do something like camping. - Yeah, I like Tochigi.
- Hmm... - It's a little related.
- I thought camping was weird, but I thought it'd be weird to do it as a quiz.
- Before we actually went camping, I thought we could try building a new tent in our house.
- If I had to answer, it'd be a house. - A house and a tent.
- Nobu-san! - It's like Tokyo at first.
- Toshimitsu suddenly got hot, so I thought it'd be cold if we went up.
- If we go up, we'll go all the way up to Aomori, right? - Aomori...
- Even if you say it, it's too obvious. - Aomori Quiz...
- Is it okay? - There's a correct answer in here!
- Huh? - Huh?!
- There's a correct answer in this? - There is.
- Huh? - Behind you.
- The correct answer is...
- Aomori Prefecture!
- Huh? - Huh?
I don't know.
Sorry, I really don't know.
- It's connected, isn't it? - Correct!
- There's a video of it. - Oh, that's right.
- Yes, there is. - There's a video of it.
- Please watch it. - Yes.
Here it is!
Hello!
- This week we have some time... - This week...
- So we want to go somewhere far. - We want to go somewhere far.
- Even if we want to go somewhere far... - We don't have much time to travel.
We only have one or two days, like on weekends.
- So we want to go somewhere else, not just on weekends. - I see.
It's not easy to go on a trip on a holiday or something like that.
So I think it's important to go on a trip when you have time...
- I can't believe it. - I think it's important to go on a trip when you have time...
So I hope we can refresh ourselves with this trip.
And even if we only have one or two days, like on weekends...
- I hope we can go on a trip when we have time. - Aomori Prefecture is in this area.
Once we fly over there, we'll go there right away.
So let's fly over there.
Will we make it?
Here we go!
Let's go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- We're really here! - We're here!
- We're in Aomori Prefecture! - So we're in Aomori Prefecture!
We're in Aomori Prefecture. Let me introduce you.
Yes, Aomori Prefecture.
Aomori Prefecture... How many years ago was it? About three years ago...
I've been here in a video looking for the center of Japan.
It's raining over there. It's raining like crazy.
- This is Aomori Station. - That's right.
- Yes, it's really Aomori. - Yes.
There's no sign that says "Aomori" more than you'd think.
It's hard to tell that we're in Aomori.
- From now on, we're going to eat and have fun. - We're in Aomori.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Is this Aomori food?
Is it famous?
- I don't know much about it... - I like it.
I see... It's famous for its fried rice.
I see...
- Does he look like Shane Hoy? - Yes, he does.
Hotel Dusk.
Today, I stayed at a hotel called My Stays Aomori Ikimae with my parents.
I wanted to go to an izakaya in the middle of the night and eat some squid and stuff like that.
But I think it's Yoshinoya Aomori Ikimae.
That place is frustrating.
I wanted to go to a bar and have a drink or two, but I didn't have the courage.
You didn't have the courage!
I don't feel anything like Aomori, but it's past 11 o'clock in the evening, so let's go to bed!
- Aomori is over there. - Tomorrow is the actual performance, right?
- That's right. - That's right.
- I'm not sure... Huh? - Huh?
- Huh?
- Aomori! - Aomori!
This is what happens in a quiz video.
- No, no, no... - That's right.
- Yoshinoya, I don't really care about the title. - The answer is Aomori!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You really don't care about it? - It's not much of a miracle.
- Wow, it's Aomori. - There's no information about it.
- There was no information about it. - It's like you're going on a trip, right?
- You're just going out for a change of pace. - Oh! It's not a trip!
- It's not a trip. You can go on a trip. - It's not a sightseeing trip!
- You just wrote down where you're going to sleep. - That's right.
- You can't go on a trip. There's no such time. Also, there's no place in Aomori for you to go on a trip.
- There isn't! - There definitely isn't!
- There definitely is! - There definitely isn't!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Was it like this? - Was it like this for me?
- Yeah, it was like that. - But now that I think about it...
- I thought it would take a while to play the video. - It took about a week to play it.
- No, it took about a week. - But there was a quiz, right?
- There was a quiz about where you went to sleep, right? - The answer was...
- Aomori! - You're right.
- I think you gave away the answer. - I think you gave away the answer.
- I think it was a story about the future at that point in time. - If you went to Aomori, you might have made it into a quiz.
- Well, well... - We might be able to guess it better if we write it more clearly.
- That's right. We're counting on you. - Yes!
- In many different ways, right? - Huh?
- Yes!
- Question 5! - Yes!
- This weekend, Toshimitsu went to work in Tokyo. What did you wear to work? - What did you wear to work?
- You must have had a weird experience. - I don't know!
- I wore denim and a pair of pants. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- What fashion do you usually not wear? - I don't know!
- Let's start with Tetsuya! - Yes!
- Recently, you've been working out a lot. - Yes!
- Here it is! - You're kidding me!
- You're wearing an old uniform! - You're kidding me!
- You look like a tengu! - You're making me look like a tengu!
- Can you hurry up with your hair? - You look like you're from Gachi Station.
- You wear this school uniform in the coldest days. - No, I don't.
- You're riding a bullet train now. Run! - I'm not running!
- You're stupid! - You're wrong, Tetsuya.
- You said you wanted to relax on the weekend. - Yes.
- Do you have any clothes like this at the hotel? - Where can I get it?
- Where can you get it? - I don't know.
- Shibayu! - I think it's functional.
- That's all I can say. - Functional?
- You look like Gojo Satoru. - What do you mean?
- You look like Gojo Satoru. - You should at least be able to imagine it!
- I've been thinking about wearing this. - You'll die!
- I think you'll look like Gojo Satoru. - You guys are messing around too much.
- I thought you could at least be me. - You three were me.
- I'll announce the correct answer. - Is it here?
- It's here! - Yay!
- Correct! - Really?
- Don Pisha? - Don Pisha-san.
- Is this Don Pisha? - Your face is the funniest right now.
- Your face is funnier than this. - I have a hairstyle.
- You have a hairstyle? - Yes, I have a hairstyle.
- Then, the correct answer is... - I'm so curious!
It's here!
- It's here! - It's here!
- I can't make it in time for the new song. - It's here!
- It's here!
- I think I was pretty fast at school. - Yes.
- I think it was in Tokyo. - Yes.
- Oh, what is it?
- It's work. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, I know this one. - I know this one.
- Do you know this one? - Yes, I know it.
- I can leave like this, right?
- Fuji TV Wangan Stadium. - Yes.
- That's right. - Fuji TV Wangan Stadium.
- Oh, what is it? - I don't know this one.
- What is it?
- Where is it?
- Is it a garbage house? - No, it's not a garbage house.
- Is it a garbage house? - It's cold.
- It's cold.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- That's right. - Thank you for your efforts.
- Thank you.
- It's really something. - Thank you for your efforts.
- It might be good for work. - Thank you for your efforts.
Don't take a taxi home.
Even if I stop it, you'll still drive, won't you?
Thank you for your efforts.
- Thank you for your efforts. - Yes.
The answer is...
The high-tech device.
- Yes! - Wow!
- You really did it! - You're amazing!
- The answer is... - Wow!
- It was a high-tech school. - Thank you for your efforts! - Thank you!
- You're amazing, Tetsuya! - Oh, my!
- I didn't expect it! - But, you know...
- What? - Suzuki was standing up for you.
- I didn't care about it at all! - Well, you were helping him, too.
- I was a little surprised, but... - Yes.
- Did you see him standing up for you? - What? I did!
- You did, didn't you? - I did, too.
- I went to the school a few days ago. - Yes.
- But, you know... - Yes.
- I went there a week before you were expelled. - Yes.
- But, you know... - Yes.
- I waited for a week. - Yes.
- Did you take the quiz after I said "Yes", didn't you? - No, I didn't.
- You didn't know what I meant, did you? - No.
- But, did you have the answer? - Yes, I did!
- You took the quiz a week before I was expelled. - I asked you "What did you do?"
- I asked you "What are you doing?" - Yes.
- I took the quiz about four days before you were expelled. - Yes, I did, too.
- Yes, you did! - Yes, you did!
- I saw him at the station. - What's this?
- Why do you look like you don't know me? - What?
- When I think about it, it was that video. - It happened because of you.
- Because of me!? - Yes.
- The third question. - Yes.
- On the weekend, I went to Abalenbo Chicken for lunch. - Yes.
- What was the shocking event that happened there!? - You went to Abalenbo Chicken, didn't you!?
- I went. - You went, didn't you!?
- I went to Abalenbo Chicken and something happened. - Yes, you went.
- Well, let's go in order. - Yes.
- Well, if you're dressed weird, it's "again". - Yes, yes, yes.
- It can't be. - Yes.
- A fish was swimming. - What!? - What!?
- It can't be! - It's a lie!
- It can't be, right!? - Because it's a place you can't fix.
- It's quite shocking, isn't it? - It's quite shocking.
- It's nice. - Mushi-san! - Yes, I made it thicker.
- Yes. - A giant monster ate all the fried chicken in the restaurant.
- A giant monster... - It's shocking. - It's shocking.
- Have you ever seen a giant monster? - No, I haven't.
- I don't know what it is. - A giant monster...
- Well, Shibayu-san. - The name of the restaurant is "Abalenbo Shogun".
- A blind man attacked the car and Mr. Iriguchi was killed.
- It can't be. - I don't think there's anyone like that.
- We've been doing YouTube for 9 years. It's a quiz.
- Well, we'll announce the correct answer. - Yes.
- The correct answer is...
- The store name is "Abalenbo"!
- General Abalenbo who was about to be executed was also massacred! - Whaaaat!?
- What!? - What!?
- I was suprised by it, too! - Is it really him?
- General Abalenbo means that his uniform is changing now, and the number is... - It means that his uniform is changing.
- We're forced to observe him, so we'll show you his VTR. - Really? I don't think they have it.
- No, no, we don't know. - I think his uniform will probably change.
- It's like we're about to observe him, but we're showing you his uniform for a week. - My uniform is like this, too.
Here it is!
Here we go!
Look!
Look, it's changed!
It hasn't changed!
It hasn't changed at all!
It hasn't changed!
The answer is...
Would you like to see it?
Well...
Would you like to eat it with fried chicken?
Speaking of fried chicken from Okazaki...
It's Abarenbo chicken!
I'm going to eat delicious fried chicken again today!
What's up?
Eeeeeeeh!
Hmm?
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's not fried chicken!
Abarenbo General has rewritten it!
Ah! It's General now!
What?
It's Abarenbo General now!
Abarenbo...
Abarenbo General...
Wasn't it Abarenbo fried chicken?
It's too obvious!
Let's go in and see!
Eeeeeeeh!
What?
Rei-chan, you're so cute!
Let's play together!
You can eat fried chicken later!
Our fried chicken is hotter than yours!
Stop it!
Wow!
A girl is tied up!
I want to help her...
But I don't have the courage...
Is there anyone?
Can someone help me?
Hey, you!
Stop!
This voice is...
Ah!
I'm Abarenbou during the day, and Amaenbou chicken at night.
I don't know who you are, but what are you doing in my shop?
Karaage auction!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Not bad!
Hey! Young man! Help me!
Me?
You!
I don't have a sword!
I have a voice!
It's a sword!
Be careful!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Be careful!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh!
What's up?
Hmph! You guys are nothing!
Thank you!
Karaage...
What's up with your sleeves?
I offer you...
As long as there is karaage in this world...
Karaage is immortal!
I don't know what you're saying...
With this...
One sword...
Has fallen!
I don't know what you're saying...
So, Shibayu-san is correct!
I was really surprised.
As long as there is fried chicken in this world, fried chicken seems immortal.
Even though it's dead.
Even though it's dead after fried chicken.
Now it's clear.
I've been doing it since you asked me.
You haven't done it!
I did it a few days ago and it's decided.
You haven't done it. You haven't bought a cardboard box right away.
This means that one of us, Toshimitsu, will choose one.
No, it's not like that.
You're saying it's not like that, aren't you?
No, it's not like that!
If you say it like that, it's fun.
Every time, with these three ridiculous decisions...
"Ugh, this one!" You're choosing the right answer, aren't you?
You're choosing the right answer, aren't you?
Why?
I said I wanted to do it!
Let's move on to the next one.
Actually, we only need three questions, don't we?
That's fine.
What surprised you about the second part?
I think it's because of the three squares.
The person who used it was Iwase.
We're all on the same page now.
It's a matter of greed.
A matter of greed!
Secondly, this weekend, Toshimitsu-kun said "I haven't been exercising lately" and exercised.
But he made a little mistake.
What did he do?!
He made a mistake in exercising.
What did you do, Toshimitsu-kun?
By the way, Toshi-san, you can't do it now, can you?
- I can't do it now. - I can't do it now.
Then you're wrong.
You're scary.
- If you can exercise... - That's right.
Can you do "pitch" in one day?
[Toshimitsu-kun can't do "pitch"]
- So, shall we start? - Yes.
- Let's start with Tetsuya-san. - Yes.
I think he's a person who's embarrassed when he runs normally.
So I thought I'd make it look like I wasn't running.
I was kidding and ran with the steering wheel in my hand.
I picked up the hitchhiker and went home.
- What does that mean? - I said "boo" and ran.
I made a mistake and picked it up.
It started with a joke and ended with a mistake and many other things.
- You're annoying. - I think...
- It's wrong if you overdo it. - Okay.
- He swam back and swam back and went up to Oidaera Shounen. - Wait, what is this?
- Where does it start and where does it end? - I think it started around there.
- It doesn't go all the way to Kuragari, but... - You're stupid! You're stupid!
- Well, then, Shibai-san. - Yes.
I might be similar to Tetsuya-san.
- But it may not have been exercise in the first place, but it's scary there. - What?
It's messed up!
I thought I was racing and getting excited, but I made a mistake and ran out with the horse at the same time and did a swing marathon.
- Really? Who can understand you reading this? - Anyway, I'm dressed like a horse girl.
- The game is also Keiwa Sunday. - Yeah.
"Go for it! Go for it!" and I did a swing marathon as it is.
- Wow... - Which one? Which one?
- Maybe there's no correct answer in this one. - I ran and swam and ran.
- I thought everyone had a strong habit. - That's right.
- I'm going to announce the correct answer today. - The correct answer is...
I thought I was getting excited at Keiwa, but I made a mistake and ran out with the horse at the same time and did a swing marathon!
Keiwa Sunday
- It's me! - I'm already crying.
- You're doing it, aren't you? - I'm already doing it.
- You did it? - I did it!
- You did it? - You did it?
- It was hard. - But you did it in the end, didn't you?
- I did it! - Wow...
- Do you think you can see that visual now? - Well...
- Really? - Can you see it?
- Can you see it? Really? - It's okay!
- You'll make it in time! - No, I won't make it in time!
I... I can't be correct in this one!
- I've never run 42 kilometers. - Are you really doing it?
- What happened?
It's just a quiz problem!
Hey, don't talk to me!
- Are you looking at the correct answer? - It's tea!
- Hey! I'm going to win today's Keiwa! - Hey, listen to me!
The other day, I stole 2.5 million yen with my own hands, but I didn't lose it to anyone.
Today, I'm definitely going to win it back with this Keiwa!
- Alright! - Keiwa...
- Alright, let's start! - Keiwa...
Go!
Ready...
Go!
What?
What? What? What?
What?
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll give it to someone who says it's funny.
Yeah, I'm here for you.
I'm going home.
Special week.
10km!
You're standing up straight.
20km.
20km?
It's dangerous.
You were standing up straight.
20km!
It's already been four and a half hours.
It's funny.
It's starting to rain!
Is this Takumi's shop?
I'm Kazama.
It's starting to rain.
It's getting dark.
And you're so cool.
Why are you wearing a mask?
What did you say?
Why?
It's not a question.
Goodbye.
I'm Toshimitsu of Tokai Yo-yo.
I was pulled away.
It's cool.
I'm a one-man show.
Great!
I was able to charge my GoPro at the worst timing.
It was a little too hot and I ran too much. I did too much.
It's something you can't do at the same time, but I ran more than 42.195km.
I did too much! I came all the way to Nagoya.
Right next to Koukai Radio. I've come all the way to a traffic light there.
I did too much! I did too much! Please be careful, everyone!
Thank you for everything.
So, the winner is Shibai-san!
Shibai-san won by 2 points, 1 point, and 1 point!
Wow, Shibai-san, you were amazing! It was a great comeback.
You were great. I'm amazing.
You started at Miyai. From there you went to Toshincho.
I've been doing that for a long time.
Yeah, you were doing it wrong.
I heard you were doing a live broadcast on the radio.
Yeah, I was doing a live broadcast on the radio the other day.
When I came in, Toshimitsu-kun was sweating like crazy.
- I didn't know you were sweating like that. - I don't sweat like that on the radio.
- I was wearing clothes, right? - Yeah, you were wearing clothes that looked like they'd move.
And you were wearing clothes that were all messed up.
Hey, this project is crazy! You're overdoing it!
- Do you want to do it again? - No, no, no!
When you asked me if you'd lose your knees, I said yes.
- Well, anyway... - How was it?
- We had a lot of fun. - I feel like it was very cost-effective.
- It was fun. - It was a good quiz.
- Toshimitsu took a good rest on his day off. - Yes, I had a lot of fun.
Everyone, please come again next time.
- Congratulations on winning, Shibari-san! - Thank you!
Anyway, we'll see you in the next quiz.
Goodbye!